{"id":41,"date":"2026-07-26T01:03:21","date_gmt":"2026-07-26T01:03:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/useless.wtf\/home\/"},"modified":"2026-08-04T02:20:47","modified_gmt":"2026-08-04T02:20:47","slug":"home","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/useless.wtf\/","title":{"rendered":"Home"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-c51f9e8f wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">Approved by terrible golfers<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Real feedback from players who value humor on the course<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Real feedback from players who know the difference between confidence and evidence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-designsetgo-grid alignfull dsgo-grid dsgo-grid-cols-12 dsgo-grid-cols-tablet-1 dsgo-grid-cols-mobile-1 dsgo-no-width-constraint\" style=\"padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0\"><div class=\"dsgo-grid__inner is-layout-flow wp-container-designsetgo-grid-is-layout-f116afb7 wp-block-designsetgo-grid-is-layout-flow\" style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(12, 1fr);align-items:stretch;row-gap:0;column-gap:0\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-designsetgo-section alignfull dsgo-stack is-style-card is-style-bg-filled is-style-card--1\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);grid-column:span 6\"><div class=\"dsgo-stack__inner is-layout-flex wp-container-designsetgo-section-is-layout-25e4782d wp-block-designsetgo-section-is-layout-flex\" style=\"max-width:var(--wp--style--global--content-size, 1140px);margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto\">\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading u-heading-display\">Bad golf. Good laughs. But we look good. Funny golf apparel for every swing<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Our apparel is made from 85% polyester and 15% elastane, featuring moisture-wicking technology and UPF 30+ protection for all-day comfort on sunny courses. Care instructions include machine wash cold and tumble dry low to maintain the integrity of the fabric.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Fit philosophy emphasizes a relaxed, loose fit that allows for freedom of movement on the course, with a detailed sizing guide including measurements, fit descriptions per product, model photos with measurements, and a fit finder tool. 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